HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot.

It's the tortoise life for me!

 

1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4.  A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

 

And you tell me to exercise??

 

I don't think so. I'm retired.

Go around me!