God’s Vacation

God’s Vacation

 

 

God is worn out, so he tells St. Peter:

 

"You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions about where I might go?"

 

St. Peter thinks, and then says: "How about Jupiter? It's nice this time of year."

 

God says: "No, too much gravity on Jupiter. It hurts my back."

 

St. Peter says: "OK, how about Mercury?"

 

God says: "No way! It's way too hot for me on Mercury."

 

St. Peter exclaims: "I know! How about going to Earth for your vacation?"

 

God says:

 

"Are you kidding?

 

I went there 2,000 years ago, had an affair with some Jewish girl,

 

and they're still talking about it!"